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Doña Cuca, featured in Tercer Impacto: Hispanacea is in loooove with Mr. T. She makes little collages declaring her undying love (he’s never responded), and has even written a love bachata for him she hopes to put on “el yutub”.
Mr T CucA-TEAMa

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We had so much fun collectively writing this song at Lisandra’s house. (2003)

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(Script by Fulana; Lyrics by Fulana and whoever writes songs for J-Lo – read below)

POPE:
I believed in Latin America, but things have changed.

GODFATHER ESTEFAN:
So why do you come to me?

POPE:
I’ve tried everything. But now the Evangelists come with their pamphlets and steal our flock!

GODFATHER ESTEFAN:
Pope, I don’t got all day.

POPE:
I’m sorry, Emilio. I mean! Señor Estefan. Padrino, I’m desperate, I’m broke, I got bad press, I have to win back my public!

GODFATHER ESTEFAN:
Look, Papi, what you need is a Latino saint. One of them, but who delivers your message. Read More »