Doña Cuca, featured in Tercer Impacto: Hispanacea is in loooove with Mr. T. She makes little collages declaring her undying love (he’s never responded), and has even written a love bachata for him she hopes to put on “el yutub”.
We had so much fun collectively writing this song at Lisandra’s house. (2003)
(Script by Fulana; Lyrics by Fulana and whoever writes songs for J-Lo – read below)
I believed in Latin America, but things have changed.
So why do you come to me?
I’ve tried everything. But now the Evangelists come with their pamphlets and steal our flock!
Pope, I don’t got all day.
I’m sorry, Emilio. I mean! Señor Estefan. Padrino, I’m desperate, I’m broke, I got bad press, I have to win back my public!